THE BOOK | |||
| It started out as one man’s dream, to make the world a better place, one shit at a time. I bring you the definitive guide to shit, a virtual potpourri of poop. The Number 1 Book of Number 2 is the ultimate bathroom companion. It celebrates all of the wonders of shit. It offers explanations, illustrations, definitions, opinions, ratings, advice and games all related to the sweet science of shit. This book will help you take a load off your mind, while you take a load out of your ass. Sit back enjoy and don’t forget to turn the fan on. To purchase this book click on the picture of the book on the left or go to the Buy Stuff page. | ||
| WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING "Russell Yaffee is the number one expert on number two. He brings his encyclopedic knowledge to this voluminous subject. A poet, a satirist, a comic writer with an outrageous imagination -- he has written a work that must find a place on the, uh, bookshelf in everyone's very private office." Seth Gitell - Writer, Political Commentator and Founder ofGitell.com "This book is funny!" Dow Peters – Professional Engineer | ||
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